Turns my third one contained a Cosmic Cube. Don't worry, I only made a few subtle changes to reality.
Uh-oh. Looks like my third one is holding Loki, God of Mischief. He's on his way to see you about using his Cosmic Cube without authorization.
The kid down the road collected a bunch of them and covered them with stickers. Used them as building blocks, until they went all freaky on him. They're still trying to coax him down out of the ceiling.
I found another cube which accessed my PC, went to some website called CubeBBS and replied in a thread called " Which Human did you get? (re:7X04)". Weird!!
Heh. You're lucky. I traded mine in for another and now this ones rooting through my PC converting all my video files to VHS!