When did you last have sex?

None of your business!

 

Fo shiz!

 

"Did"? What is this use of past tense, huh?

 

This message sent from my iBed

 

Sunday AND Monday night. Oh yeah.

*watches all the single people stare at me in puzzlement as to why that warrants an "Oh yeah."

 

Hey, there's a present-tense option. I'm nothing if not inclusive.

 

Too bad you can only vote in this poll once.

 

A few days ago.

 

At the time of this post, more than a week ago. My girlfriend's has gone on a cruise. I got more than a month before she gets back...

 

Implying that, at some time previously, you did attend church on Sunday mornings? JOOC, did you change your religion?

I did not have sexual relations with that woman!

 

Fifteen years ago. It's a bit of a sore point.

 

Few days ago.

 

2002.

fuck me...

 

Is that an exclamation or a request?

If it's the latter, sorry, you're not my type.

 

And then she said, "Lie to me! Tell the truth! Lie to me! Tell the truth!"

 

I like how you started the sentance..."With somebody else?"

 

Never.

 

How many of those who had their last sex over a year ago are married?

 

Apparently I'm a hypocrite if I don't. FINE.

Anyway, I don't really remember. Chose more than 1 week ago; could be more than 1 month ago, but I believe it was not. I didn't write it down on my Tabula Coiti or anything.

 

1996.

Gah.