TOS five word thingy!!!

will be tricky. We'll have

 

to cross-dress as attractive

 

Orion slave girls and sneak

 

past the corrupt, easily-distracted

 

border guards. They were usually

 

found with two or three

 

dozen donuts strewn about their

 

ship. Maybe we can offer

 

them a batch of fresh

 

milk or coffee."

"Sir, that's

 

precisely the kind of strategy

 

that fails. Milk is considered

 

taboo when combined with donuts.

 

Offering a Romulan coffee would

 

usually be a sign that

 

you're insane," said Lieutenant Naymont,

 

who used his tricorder to

 

scan Kirk for drug usage.

 

The scan picked up some

 

sexually transmitted diseases, as expected,