TOS Caption Contest #174: Impaired Judgment

I'm going to make you a new caption contest you can't refuse. First, let's putter around with...



For the caption that you really need the picture in order to get (stupid Imageshack hiccups), our winner is...

And for picking the wrong week to quit sniffing glue, our winner is...

And for demonstrating why food cubes was the best they could do on the ship, our winner is...

And our next winner comes in with a double-shot of Bogart instead of Brando...

And our Photoshop winner corrects one little oversight...

Congratulations to the winners. This week, we have some pics of the crew acting weird and one of a species weird sense of fashion. First up, Anans 5, 6, 8, and 9 wonder why Anan 7 is the one in charge. Second, we see Spock being happy about Kirk still being alive because he forgot where the captain left the keys to the ship. Finally, De Kelley's had enough of hearing the old MLK story from Nichelle Nichols. Have fun:

 

Anan 7: "How did they know? I impersonated your voice perfectly!"

Kirk: "I don't say sabotage, I say sabataage."



Spock: "She's not pregnant!"

Kirk: "Who? Chapel or Uhura?"

Spock: "Both!"



Uhura: "If you don't tell the captain to at least do a courtesy flush, I'll kill him."

 

Councilman Randy: "I just didn't think it was really great Dawg... it was just alright for me."

Councilman Kara: "You go Captain!!!"

Councilman Paula: "Nobody knows why an evil potato nervously cleaned a green shampoo bottle. The tiny answer leaps upon a synonym past an uncertain union!!"

Councilman Cowell: "It was like you were the Captain of the HMS Bounty. I'm gob smacked."



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Uhura: "This... "Rohypnol", it will help me sleep, Doctor?"

McCoy: "Uh... yeah... sleep, that's right. Now let's get you back to your quarters."


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Anan 7: "That's it. Bring in Councilwoman Ellen, I don't care how lame her jokes are."

 

Spock: "Yes, it's true... Vulcans only have sex one day every seven years."

Kirk: "Seven YEARS???? Then why in God's name are you so happy???"

Spock: "Because today's the day!!!"



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Spock: "I'm still alive in the pool!"

Kirk: "The basketball pool or the hockey pool?"

Spock: "No, the Dancing With The Stars pool!"

 

Kirk (nervously) "Uh, yeah.....there's some place I gotta be."

 

Uhura: "I saw Captain Kirk in my bedroom mirror! He's still alive!"

McCoy: "Still? Lieutenant, he was never dead, you just caught him peeping in on you."

Uhura: "Why that farm boy motherfucker."

 

UHURA: (drunkenly) Why Mister Spock...you have such pretty blue eyes

MCCOY: Let me escort you to your quarters Lieutenant, it's uh...logical

 

Anon (snidely): "Well, I'm sorry that you're 'disappointed,' but Simon and Paula and the others were declared casualties of the war and disintegrated. Now, are you gonna sing or what?"




Nimoy: "I was just thinking, Bill. When this thing crashes and burns, you're gonna be forever typecast as 'the captain in that stupid space show,' while all I'll have to do is whip off these ears and eyebrows and comb my hair and I'm good to go!"




McCoy: "Let's stop beating around the bush, Nyota. When you get tired of playing doctor with all these little boys, come see me."

 

McCoy: "Why the blazes did you grab me like that, Uhura?!"

Uhura: "I'm sorry, doctor... I just wanted to make sure that you weren't like Mr. Spock...down there, if you know what I mean."

McCoy: (Shudder) No apologies necessary, Uhura, I understand completely."

Uhura: "Thank you doctor."

McCoy: "Well look, since you've already got your hand down there..."


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Vendikar, the Eminiar computer has spoken!

 

"Picture yourself on a starship in innerspace,
With Tholian webs and marmalade skies.
Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly,
A Captain with kaleidoscope eyes."


Lieutenant, I better get you to sick bay.

 

Guys in the back:

"... and I believe we're all about to die."

"Stop updating your Facebook page Frank, and check the computer for a gourmet meal
for the council that we can cook in less than one hour and forty-five minutes..."


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"This war will not end until the great computers recognise a victory. The parameters were programmed centuries ago. There will be no peace, until we can haz cheezburger"

 

Anan 7: "Thanks to our crappy performance at the weekly Team Fortress 2 match against Vendikar, we have to kill off an entire city. I hope all of you are happy."

Anan 8: "Maybe if somebody would play as something other than the Spy for once..."

Anan 7: "SHUT UP!"

 

Anan 7: Out.

 

Awesome! Thanks for the win. :-D

 

ANAN 7: Ah-ha! Got the drop on you with MY disintegration booth! And, brother, when it disintegrates, it disintegrates!
(pushes button, booth vanishes)
Huh. Well, whadda ya know...it disintegrated...




UHURA: Won't you take me to...FunkyTown?