TOS five word thingy!!!

red fart, also warp-enabled, which

 

blasted everything within a 100

 

lightyear radius, including the cloud

 

of dikironium from Tycho IV.

 

city on Bespin, a galaxy

 

beating hotel resort where Kirk

 

once had an orgy with

 

not one, not three, but

 

five, not four, but FIVE

 

seven violin-playing Trill symbiont-bearing tribbles.

 

Afterwards, they agreed that Kirk

 

wasn't worth assimilating, so they

 

urinated on the Squidbillies and

 

used them to clean up

 

the sticky, malodorous mess they

 

they had done shaving Kirk's

 

manly chest hairs with a

 

weed whacker. The hairs were

 

OK but the skin bits

 

were beyond repair, and so