Seven Words in TNG

you and Ensign Ro again unless you

 

promise not to make that awful noise

 

and take your Captain Examination at the

 

next opportunity." Riker sulked away, muttering "she

 

won't get away with this! I'm gonna

 

show her how mature I am. Nyah!"

 

So he went to her quarters and

 

TP'd the place, like a unrepentant little

 

turd, one of which he left in

 

himself--his ego was so big that

 

he consumed a whole room with his

 

manic desire to throw his

 

voice so Troi would think

 

he was watching her on dates. "Pathetic,"

 

said Picard, "your throwing ability is very

 

weak; it reminds me of Riker's ability,

 

" "...But I am Riker," Riker interrupted, "Don't

 

think for a moment that I won't

 

let you confuse me the way you

 

did when I wasn't me." Everyone paused.