Seven Words in TNG

replicator. "Please accept substitute Feline Nutritrional Supplement


(seven words waaay more fun than five!)

 

69"
data shrugged and said
" it tastes

 

like chicken, unfortunately." Picard roared, "That's unacceptable!"

 

Suddenly, Q appeared. "You Humans are so

 

picky when it comes to what you

 

- uggg!", Q gasped, elbowed in the stomach

 

"ENOUGH!" Picard ejaculated. "Fix these replicators NOW."

 

by Guinan. "You lying meddler!" she roared.

 

Guinan and Picard stepped menacingly toward Q.

 

Falling throught the trap door that matterlized

 

they slid into four feet of fudge.

 

Troi, still craving chocolate, dove after them.

 

Hoping for a chocolately orgy, Riker followed,

 

Too late -- Troi already ate the chocolate.

 

Troi licked the walls, while the others

 

screamed in horror, clawing at each other.

 

"That's enough!" growled Worf, firing his phaser

 

at Wesley (and can you blame him?)

 

- the beam reflected off his rainbow jumpsuit,

 

and mutated into a live Kolar beast.