Enterprise Five Word Thingy!

with..."

"Twenty prostitutes and a

 

with some of that homemade

 

guacamole dip that you're good

 

at lacing with razorblades, Chef."

 

Chef couldn't believe that somebody

 

liked his awesomely hard buttocks.

 

Archer wanted him aboard Enterprise

 

so he could pound him

 

with pointless trivia questions about

 

Future Guy and silly putty.

 

Archer couldn't understand why he

 

was being ignored by Travis

 

and Rostov. Both men had

 

been scratching Porthos' tummy secretly

 

with Chef's favorite spatula, making

 

it difficult for him to

 

make eggs and bacon for

 

the crew, but Porthos never

 

missed out on enjoying some

 

tummy rubs, especially when Hoshi