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He sounded just like Jackie Mason when

 

suddenly Ming the Merciless and Debbie Gibson

 

appeared in a flash of light and

 

laughed at the cows which lowed in

 

disgust to the approach of the first

 

zombie turkey fleet on Thanksgiving Day. The

 

coked-up Kirk staggered to the cows

 

looking at one deeply in the eyes.

 

he frenched the cow, gagged, then climbed

 

onto the back of the Great Turkey.

 

It was only a matter of minutes

 

before the Great Turkey became agitated and

 

tore hundreds of faces off with its

 

razor-sharp Borg-enhanced beak.

Kirk rode

 

in on a motorcycle and began to

 

yell racial slurs at the cast of

 

Glee until one of them got angry

 

and depressed, but that was nothing, because

 

they were carrying a huge bazooka and

 

dancing merrily to the title theme from