VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

Neelix had installed last week

 

for self-service in the galley.

 

"Mr. Neelix, I blame you

 

for my sudden taste in

 

decaf coffee," Janeway yelled out.

 

Suddenly, a miniature Doctor began

 

dancing the lambada quite seductively.

 

Q appeared and was mesmerized.

 

"Something about puny humanoids amuses

 

me, especially their dance moves!"

 

"Q, are these mini-clones your

 

doing?" Janeway demanded, nostrils flaring.

 

"I've made you small, like

 

the electrons in your hand!"

 

Janeway almost had a conniption

 

stopped only by Chakotay's quick

 

leek spinning, combined with modification

 

of borg nanoprobes that had

 

been extracted from Seven's blood

 

using a subspace Super Nintendo