TOS five word thingy!!!

...a sporting competition so brutal

 

that it makes Vulcan mating

 

rituals seem downright cuddly and

 

warm, fuzzy and cheerful. Suddenly,

 

out of the blue a

 

pack of dildo wearing chimpanzees

 

materialized in a transporter beam

 

Instantly, Right Said Fred played

 

"I'm Too Sexy" on a

 

series of amplified Vulcan lutes

 

and drew a huge audience

 

of Andorian eunuch ravers chanting

 

"Fred! Fred! Fred!" The crowd

 

swelled into one large orgasmic

 

cacophany of sound that rivalled

 

the rutting cry of a

 

Klingon targ in heat. The

 

music stopped and the chimps

 

began dancing a rhythmic polka

 

played by the incomparable Lawrence