Yeah, it's pretty sad. Sometimes I think people do it just to be contrarians. "Oh, you say drinking pasteurized milk is good? WELL I SAY IT'S BAD!"
It's not a cow, it's a goat, and if you want the goat milk, you come get the goat milk, I'm not bringing the goat milk to you.
You're just trying to pull the wool over our eyes. To tell a family secret, my great-grandfather was Basque. The guy couldn't hold a steady job -- he was always running for the exit.
Stop! There will be no more cow-towing to these old, tired puns. I've herd enough. If these off topic puns continue there will surely be a stampede for the exit of this thread.
In an attempt to steer the thread back on topic, I went with "Other." Because we're the good guys, Michael.
82% white is still more diverse than the Republican National Convention. Or North Dakota. Wait, are they the same thing? No? Easy mistake.