VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

was turning French. Tom frowned

 

while softly muttering "Zut alors!"

 

"You spoke French," B'Elanna beamed.

 

"Oh la la," added Tuvok

 

carrying a bottle of wine,

 

and impersonating Gomez Addams as

 

Q suddenly appeared. "Hi Kathy!"

 

"There goes the neighbourhood", muttered

 

Tuvok as he left the

 

bridge to find some peace.

 

"No love for moi?" Q

 

enquired with his usual cheeriness.

 

and lack of trousers, he...

 

was showing off his spotty

 

penis, similar to Michael Jackson's,

 

and the crew threw up

 

hands to avert their eyes.

 

"Modesty!? How provincial!" Q sneered.

 

and he flicked his fingers,

 

, and now wore cargo pants.