Seven Words in TNG

to entrance the crew and force them

 

to throw the antimatter hamsters off the

 

ship into the nearest black hole.

"Noooooooooooooooooooooooo,"

 

the lead hamster cried as his kind

 

Iowa hadn't seen this many rodents since

 

Kirk left for Starfleet Academy. Fortunately, this

 

infestation was quickly taken care of by

 

careful planning by Starfleet, who had already

 

made numerous clones of Richard Gere, each

 

more annoying than the last. But even

 

so they managed to contain the hamsters

 

within an extremely powerful force field generated

 

with graham crackers and marshmelons -- a S'morcefield.

 

S'morcefields were known to possess the ability

 

to disable even the Borg with their

 

snotty cyberborg kids on assimilating trips and

 

invasion jaunts throughout the Beta Quadrant and

 

the marshmelony goodness is too much to

 

resist, especially for humanoids who enjoyed the