Seven Words in TNG

liquid laxative into the margarita mix knowing

 

that it would trigger explosive poo poos

 

. Guinan was known for her faecal pranks

 

that dated all the way back to

 

her short time on the enterprise-b where

 

she slipped Commander Chekov a glass of

 

her "special brew". He never made it

 

out of the Enterprise-B sickbay before he

 

sent the odor sensors into red alert.

 

His explosive farts triggered the new ship's

 

PA system, which broadcasted the offender's name

 

in six different languages and also in

 

nude reenactments of each foul irregular movement.

 

Everybody started getting confused about what the

 

System was talking about, Scotty asked for

 

something green to drink and Kirk started

 

forcing Picard to view his pictures of

 

the time he and McCoy vacationed on

 

Kronos with the Klingon female wrestling team.

 

Jean-Luc wasn't really up to looking at