TOS five word thingy!!!

Kirk suddenly realized that his

 

whole life was a lie

 

. If it was a lie,

 

and his first duty being

 

to the truth, the only

 

truth, and nothing but the

 

truth, he'd better kill himself.

 

But Kirk decided not to

 

because he was so damn

 

hungry at the moment. His

 

urgent need for a chimichanga

 

and some refried beans was

 

more important than personal integrity.

 

Kirk wandered down to the

 

Enterprise Barrio, and asked if

 

the food processors were detribbled.

 

"Señor El Capitan, it is

 

possible!" Kirk got perturbed and

 

retorted, "I told you never

 

to call me senior!" Furious,