TOS five word thingy!!!

purchase a seller's booth at

 

the Iotians new space station.

 

Alien Leonardo da Vinci appeared

 

offering Rand and Barrows more

 

of his wondrous inventions. They

 

selected several on condition that

 

Leonardo return to his own

 

studio and start painting ads

 

because they were not going

 

to paint their own. He

 

didn't tell them the ads

 

would contain hidden messages about

 

their drunken night on Altair

 

VI. That was the most

 

infamous night of their drunken

 

orgy and one where dozens

 

of ambassadors, including Spock's father,

 

got intoxicated and indulged in

 

a Justin Bieber Karaoke Night.

 

The singing was so atrocious