TOS five word thingy!!!

of the live long day.

 

Yes, gonna work all night,

 

gonna work all day, gonna

 

bet my quatloos on the

 

anal sex marathon at noon.

 

Then I'll have some scones

 

and lubeless anal sex, please.

 

That's the way all real

 

men do it.

Uhura facepalmed

 

Kirk and took command. "I'm

 

taking us off course and

 

killing you all! Redjack! Redjack!"

 

Spock undressed and spanked Uhura

 

while Tinky Winky cackled madly.

 

The entire bridge degenerated into

 

an oily taint.

"Computer, what

 

is the definition of a

 

quatloo?"

"Look it up yourself,"

 

the computer replied. It was

 

irritated that Spock had repeatedly