TOS five word thingy!!!

heavily until he soiled himself.

 

A firm believer in recycling,

 

Kirk was not. He'd rather

 

crack open as many bottles

 

of beer over his head

 

as he could while singing

 

over the sound of burning

 

marshmelons on a hickory branch

 

Kirk found in a decayed

 

bag of stale bagels. They

 

had insisted on camping at

 

Crystal Lake where Jason Voorhees

 

, maskless, went around trying to

 

tell everybody he was sane.

 

He got mad whenever someone

 

A redshirt mysteriously died afterwards

 

. He hated seeing redshirts die!!

 

It made insurance premiums skyrocket.

 

The "Good Hands People" tried

 

to get Kirk to adopt