TOS five word thingy!!!

, Mexican, and barbeque chicken, Chekov

 

decided to eat it all

 

as fast as he could.

 

Eating that much at once

 

reminded him of his days

 

in the Academy cafeteria, gulping

 

bowl after bowl of borscht

 

and breaking wind so revolting

 

, it'll make a Klingon cry.

 

Because of this, Kirk quickly

 

snatched the food from Chekov

 

and ordered him to take

 

himself to the restroom when

 

he felt another gas attack.

 

The costume party ended without

 

any prize for Best Costume

 

so later Kirk decided to

 

hold a private contest in

 

the brig. The winner impersonated

 

Helen of Troy, wearing a(n)