VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

me a phaser, Chuckles! I'm

 

in the mood for some

 

'brownie baking', if you catch

 

my drift," but suddenly the

 

ship bucked as it was

 

caught in a tractor beam

 

shot from Soulja Boy's giant

 

heavily-armed, monkey-fightin' muthaship

 

which had a reptuation for

 

blasting loud MP3's out at

 

anyone who was easily offended

 

by potty talk and unpleasant

 

depictions of kisses through phones

 

that constantly dial wrong numbers.

 

"Enough of this nonsense!" cried

 

Janeway. "Fire Temporal Torpedoes - send

 

them a gigantic leola root

 

. That'll cause a subspace implosion

 

of near-epic proportions and

 

hopefully suck ensign Kim into