Enterprise Five Word Thingy!

a long banana from Chef's

 

ingredients drawer and stuck it

 

in his ear while screwing

 

a screw into the floor

 

because Archer's deck plates were

 

jiggling, loose and making noise.

 

And driving him batshit insane.

 

The pineapple cake got dropped

 

when Reed saw T'Pol's bum.

 

It was his last piece!

 

Scraping it up with a

 

napkin he salvaged as much

 

as he could without getting

 

icing all over his fingers.

 

Then he discovered strange goop

 

clinging to the bottom of

 

Tinky Winky's left nipple ring.

 

Nobody had ever seen such

 

goop. Reed slowly transformed into

 

Prince Charles of Wales, growing