TNG Caption This #227: Pop, Pop!

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  1. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Good evening Ladies and Gents! So Sorry about the delay here this evening, but at long last....


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    First up to the plate, we have the "Checkmate" Award, going to:


    Next, we have the "Chase Scene Intro" Award goes to:


    Next, the "French Culture Failure" Award goes to:


    Next, the "Last Minute Script Change" Award, goes to:

    Next, we have the "Quality Instructions" Award, going to:



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    And for those of you who are unaware, we are currently running the...

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    Earlier tonight, we started a second voting round, with the top 3 of the first voting round going against each other!

    Head on over and vote!

    And now... our new pictures, ready for captioning!

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  2. LeadHead

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  3. Captain Crow

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    Thanks for the award LeadHead.


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    Woohoo, thanks for the win!

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    WINNER. :lol:
     
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