Facts About Colm Meaney!

For shame on the people borrowing Chuck Norris facts. Colm Meaney knows where you live.

 

FACT: Superman The Movie is adapted from the life story of Colm Meaney. The filmmakers left out a few facts because they thought they would be too unbelievable.

 

Absolutely. These are all complete and utter FACTS.

 

Colm Meaney is Chuck Norris.

 

Colm Meaney can catch a Frisbee in his mouth.

 

No, Colm Meaney is Chuck Norris's evil twin that was genetically altered to look like an Irishman.

FACT: Chuck Norris worships Colm Meaney.

 

FACT: Colm Meaney was due to be the fourth partner of Planet Hollywood but he couldn't stand the food and Demi Moore filled his spot.

FACT: Miles O'Brien's FC style uniform was made by Colm Meaney himself. Meaney is regarded as a virtuoso seamster and helped customise each costume for the DS9 cast.

 

I did that once, NEVER AGAIN!

 

Andrew J. Robinson on the other hand, cannot sew anything if his life depended on it

 

FACT: Colm Meaney did it first.

 

Fixed

 

FACT: Several of Colm's classmates from high school have attested that his last name was originally O'Brien, but that he changed his name because he enjoyed being a ruthless bully.

 

Colm Meaney is an Irish and he seemed to be intrigued how Thai and Italian food taste so good by just a couple or few ingredients when I prepared some for him. He'll never go back to eating bland and greasy food again. "I need some zest in my life". He said.

 

Colm Meaney was part of a barbershop quartet along with Chuck Norris, Captain Robau and Jack Bauer.

Their first single was just the word "BADASS" sung over and over.

It sold ten billion copies the first week.

 

I told him to recite some Irish Poems by Robert Frost for me in Irish accent, and he seemed to get pretty upset for some reason. [chuckle]

 

He said to his wife: "Isn't a man that listens very sexy"? And I said: "MY god! What are you talking about"?!

 

FACT: Colm Meaney was offered roles on VOY and ENT, but he passed as he didn't want to overshadow what he called "the upstarts."

 

I've talked to him about when we were dating our girlfriends when we were younger. I told him when I was in college my girlfriend use to do all the dirty laundry for me and clean my room until I have the cleanness room in the college. And he said: "Me too"! I'm not sure, but the cabbage and potatoes that we had for dinner afterward tasted kindda funny, though!

 

FACT: I feel safe at night because Colm Meaney is watching Big Brother.

 

FACT: Colm Meany once passed Taran Fahir in the street. The universe has never been the same since.