Enterprise Five Word Thingy!

For several centuries the position

 

was considered the standard and

 

very few Vulcans deviated from

 

it, leading to stagnant sex

 

that bored everybody and didn't

 

help combat rising divorce rates.

 

Trying to spice things up,

 

Vulcans tried "Sehlat Style", which

 

involved two midgets and a

 

saddle. This spiced things up

 

quite a bit after they

 

got used to it. Eventually,

 

most average Vulcans didn't even

 

remember what life was like

 

when really wild sexual positions

 

were the norm. Statistics were

 

showing a rise in horniness

 

Doors of an Irish bar

 

suddenly opened with a strange

 

creak and in walked cowboy