TOS five word thingy!!!

mash make-up with. I'd rather

 

ponder the absurdity of my

 

lines, and write out Sulu,

 

because he's not living up

 

to my unrealistic expectations. He

 

went over to Sulu and

 

pulled him aside. "I'm sorry,

 

Hikaru...but we need to

 

talk about your lackluster performance.

 

You haven't been doing what

 

you promised, namely running around

 

in blue skivvies and farting

 

at passing crew members yelling, "

 

MY GAS WILL CHOKE YOU!!!"

 

"Your gas only slightly irritated

 

the crew on deck four

 

and had nowhere near the

 

effect that was bragged about.

 

Also, the last time you

 

actually managed to hit something