VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

"It's still Christmas somewhere!" Harry

 

slurred, still very drunk on

 

rum from his pirate holosimulation.

 

"Earth's Christmas, Arkansas, comes to

 

Tallax! With Neelix as Santa!"

 

"Oh, boy..." Paris said, opening

 

his batch of Silly Putty,

 

and pressed it against Seven's

 

bottom. "I don't understand," Seven

 

exclaimed, while trying to catch

 

the eye of Meagan Delaney

 

as it flew towards her.

 

"My glass eye!!" Meagan screamed

 

. "Oh, stop whining. I've got

 

A bag of spares." Naomi

 

Wildman offered, "in any color

 

except off-white, which is boring."

 

"What about a DNA de-splicer?"

 

"Does it also chop onions?"

 

Neelix wondered. "Or slice bread?"