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their shocking scenes of Vulcan-on-Tellarite

 

-on-Andorian action. The vids eventually caused

 

such an uproar that the Vulcan Embassy

 

had to release a formal apology to

 

both Tellar and Andoria. Both planets decided

 

to keep their probes away from Vulcan.

 

A blockade was established around the Vulcan

 

porn hub to prevent any further incidents

 

and was enforced by the most elite

 

prudes the Vulcan High Command could find.

 

Armed with plasma cannons and lirpas, they

 

destroyed a girl-on-girl video transport

 

converted from a Klingon freighter. The stench

 

of all the dead bodies and coolant

 

of used, burning Kleenex filled the galaxy.

 

The transporter suddenly activated; silver containers materializing

 

; it was Scotty's long lost video collection.

 

"Haggis in the bedroom, 100 uses"

He

 

claimed they were a martial aid, but

 

Scotty was as single as could be.