TOS five word thingy!!!

would not only smell bad

 

but keep enemy aliens at

 

a distance. He lifted his

 

trash can lid to expose

 

the most pungent and disgusting

 

trash the crew had ever

 

seen or gotten a whiff

 

of in their five year

 

mission. The odor was so

 

foul that several red shirts

 

vaporized themselves rather than smell

 

it.

"Chekov!" snapped Kirk. "Redshirts

 

are hard to come by,

 

and we can't have them

 

eating pizza when they should

 

be distracting hostile aliens!" Chekov

 

lifted his shirt and started

 

belly dancing around the bridge.

 

The rhythmic gyrations of his

 

pelvis distracted the crew from