Seven Words in TNG

the sight was accidentally leaked to Starfleet

 

Intelligence, who dispatched an undercover agent to

 

try to get the Pakleds to sign

 

a recording contract for a polka album.

 

Pakleds, in lederhosen, would be perfect for

 

a traveling interstellar polka band. They would

 

be backed by Dabo girls sporting beaded

 

lizards around their necks and mohawk hairdos.

 

The Pakleds refused, citing their previous Country

 

Music Award winning hit F^#$ the Polka

 

that won Best Song at the 2362

 

. After threatening to release the gym video feed

 

on the subspace Holonet as blackmail, the

 

Pakled tried an emergency beam-out, not realizing

 

that he was wearing an odd material

 

that would not beam out so he

 

had to strip completely naked. His revolting

 

development was not only upsetting him, but

 

nauseated everyone around him because of his

 

flatulent flatulence that flatulatingly flatuated through the