TOS five word thingy!!!

hickup attack. Dr. McCoy decided

 

it was time for penicillin.

 

Drawing on his medical skills,

 

he prescribed a medicinal headbutt

 

to be administered smartly by

 

none other than Mr. Atoz.

 

Looking on in wide-eyed wonder;

 

Atoz head-butted the junior officers,

 

screaming, "Where'd the library go?"

 

The answer was bellowed by

 

a 107-piece orchestra which

 

76 were trombones and the

 

rest bagpipes. The resulting sound

 

made Scotty weep joyful tears

 

and smack Sulu's face with

 

haggis, stew, whiskey cakes, and

 

a pickled trout.

Jealous, Kirk

 

hurled a banana cream pie

 

at his own face, splattering

 

his facial features on the