Seven Words in TNG

Of course, the Klingons hated Tribbles and

 

since we just said that, let's explain

 

that the Klingons hated them because of

 

they move at the speed of life

 

and eat even faster. They love gagh

 

but it can turn them violent and

 

make them get chronic and abundant diarrhea

 

. Often, there hair would fall out, causing

 

them to have weird patches of pale

 

putrid skin appear and spread diarrhea and

 

bad stomach gas to every other Klingon

 

and most Klingons do not like that.

 

Oh, they get bad gas on occasion

 

but it does NOT smell vanilla lavender!

 

"Not the smell of a warrior," said

 

Bumpy, and she jumped in targ dung

 

and rolled around to cover her entire

 

naked body and smell like a Klingon.

 

Then she did a seductive mating dance

 

which Quark made a video and posted