TOS Caption Contest #72 - Right Here And Now Girls Talk

Who knew Kevin Riley would get this far on Starship Idol?

 

Chekov: Next time you dump on Mickey Dolenz' drumming, I'll knock you out cold.

 

Koenig: "Let me guess; Leonard sucker punched you for stealing his bike."

 

I have excellent news.

SHATMANDU LIVES!

Joe returned my PM this afternoon. We traded messages and he apologized for his absence. His wife had a difficult pregnancy with their second child. All is well, though, and Joe's wife and new son are now home. Their three year old daughter is doting on her new baby brother. He is plotting his return to the board and promises to rejoin us as things settle down for him. Joe gives us all his best and wanted me to post these pictures of the happy family.

Anybody who writes a tasteless caption to one of these pictures will have to answer to ME!

Gregg, relieved

 

Hey look, the little guy's taking after his dad already:

 

I know I'm a relative newcomer to these boards, joining just over a single year ago, but it's interesting how we can develop concern for people we've never actually met.

I'm releaved Shat' and family (plus 1) are doing well.

(BTW, that second snap' is just precious!)

Sincerely,

Bill

P.S. So, THAT'S the (in)famous Shatmandu!

 

Rat Boy, I sent your pic to Joe. You're so dead.

 

"Sorry, Keptin. I must apologize for that. I ate a bean casserole with some asparagus before ve beamed down here."



"Doctor McCoy! Quick...hurry...come see!

Uhura finally cracked the password on that hardcore Risan fetish site you were asking about!"

 

I can't help it; it's a disease, like that cartoon where Daffy Duck runs around painting mustaches on everyone and everything. Except mine's with afro wigs.

 

"Vat did Doctor McCoy tell you, Keptin?

NO running and straining after a heavy meal of Greek food."

 

Chekov: "Keptin, vat is wrong?"

Kirk: "Shatmandu has reproduced again."

 

Is that not one of the most adorable pics you've ever seen?

Congratulations Joe and Mrs Joe. And I join those that are relieved everything is okay now. I glad you gave the attention where it was needed.

 

I don't know shatmandu, but the pictures are absolutely gorgeous.

Can't post images, but here's my #1

"Sorry, Keptin. I prefer a man who has all of his own hair".
(if anyone could quote with a picture that would be great). And yes I appreciate the irony of that statement! But roll with it...

 

Easy enough, Roxana.

 

Damnit if that isn't the cutest picture, congratulations Joe :thumbsup:

 

Oh, God, why am I doing this?



"I knew it was you, Fredo! You broke my heart!"

 

Hiya, folks.

First, thanks to Outpost4 for contacting me. Things have been hectic/on edge here for a while now, to say the least, and it was nice to be reminded of good things, of simple things, like dick jokes and Carl Spock. I've missed it, and I've missed you folks.

With a wife on bed-rest or in the hospital or needing to be taken to the hospital at a moment's notice, many things went away. Last time I blinked and exhaled, it was months ago.

Second, I'm sorry I didn't at least pop in and let you know I didn't get hit by a bus. I tried, once, early-on, during a tense hospital visit, but just as I logged on, everything went to Hell, bicornuate uterus-wise. I took it as a sign.

As you can see from the pics, all is well. He went nearly full term, which is just as inexplicable to the doctors as his actual conception. And like Gregg relayed, our daughter is over the moon about him. She won't leave the house, even to shop for clearance Christmas toys with Daddy, because, "I have to take care of Mommy and my liddle brudder."

I'll be back, as time allows. Mostly to release the pent up fart jokes I've been unable to unleash for several months (nurses don't appreciate them, I've discovered).

Third, thanks much for all the well-wishes and nice comments here so far. And Rat Boy and scottydog, you made my day with those. Haven't laughed, almost literally, in months. Until now.

I may be a little rusty. Here we go ...



Scotty, off-screen: You’re tasked with holding the Cap'n's hair while he vomits.
Chekov: I vill not go into the toilet vit’ him.
Scotty, softly, off-screen: Ye won’t have to, Laddy.





Chapel, to McCoy off-screen: I'm not sure "F is for Fisting" is very appropriate, Doctor.
McCoy: The Captain wants her up to speed as soon as possible.


Joe, back