Seven Words in TNG

Picard's stomach rumbled as he reached for

 

his greater potential, while Beverly painted him.

 

Picard, completely covered with paint, wondered why

 

Beverly was such an ass. The paint...

 

made him resemble a large, awkward Smurf

 

and itched something awful.

"I've got analgesic

 

ice creme sandwhiches, if anyone

 

else has cotton mouth." said

 

Dr. Crusher in less than seven words

 

- embarrassed by her faux pas, Crusher babbled

 

about her first date with Jack Crusher

 

which involved a Warp Core breach, pirates

 

, a destroyed Sovereign class and...

 

people who can't count to seven. Suddenly

 

Piper knifed himself. He had a cut...

 

below his left nipple, and it was

 

fatal.

Pleased by the promotion Commander Right-Now

 

decided that his first order would be

 

a large whisky and soda.

Suddenly Worf

 

began singing, which disturbed Data, who really