TOS five word thingy!!!

involved a phaser and a

 

bag of stale pork rinds

 

that Ensign Naymont dumped over


(we could make it a haiku story and go 5-7-5-5-7-5)

 

a Klingons head while jumping

 

rope and singing Zeppelin songs.

 

An actual stairway to heaven

 

was part of Andorian mythology

 

where heaven consisted of seven

 

different dimensions, each containing giant

 

crickets of a different color.

 

The Vulcan Science Council didn't

 

decided it was time to

 

clean not up its grammar

 

and fixed the translation bug

 

causing all the aphasia viruses.

 

Scotty thought he was drunk

 

enough to slam his hand

 

into a cabinet he thought

 

contained a green fairy, but

 

instead had a green bottle