VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

in vacuum central. Relieved, Janeway

 

decided her quarters needed Spring-Cleaning.

 

with phaser set on "aerosol,"

 

she lemon-scented everything in

 

sight. "I love lemon scents,"

 

lemon drops, lemon douche, lemon

 

meringue pie..."

A pie hit

 

the viewscreen and everyone cried.

 

"This never happened on the

 

Enterprise NCC-1701," complained Janeway as

 

she quietly contemplated maple syrup.

 

"Captain..."

"Quit flapping your jacks!"

 

"Lemon scents? You've no sense

 

of flavor." Janeway then cried

 

"Tuvok, space this insolent dog!"

 

Tuvok then tossed Janeway out

 

out of his quarters and

 

right out the airlock. "There'll

 

be fresh pudding served tonight

 

and only one is poisoned!"