The Great "DS9 5-world [sic] Story" Part 3

as a mating ritual. "Ew,"

 

Ezri said as Julian told

 

about the time he mistook

 

his phaser for a communicator

 

and accidentally heated some rocks.

 

"Let's go to the holodeck

 

and play nekkid checkers in

 

clothes."

"Uh... that doesn't make

 

a lick of sense, genius."

 

"You're right. Strip tongo, then."

 

Ezri stripped outside the holodeck,

 

only to be caught by

 

Quark who started babbling incomprehensibly

 

.

Julian, stunned at the sight

 

, immediately injected both with a

 

strong aphrodisiac then ran away

 

to get a plasma whip

 

and a phaser butt plug.

 

Unfortunately, the Promenade shops only

 

sex shop burned down when