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be coy?” Bones texted back that he

 

thought was a cute off the cuff

 

remark, but Kirk took it the wrong

 

way and started beating Cupcake with a

 

large shovel. Cupcake winced and tried to

 

EXPLODE THE ENTERPRISE

 

from within by detonating a large and

 

Stout tea pot that contained radioactive

 

jelly beans from the Orion homeworld. They

 

were delicious. Sulu had eaten them all

 

in one sitting and thus there weren't

 

any left. Sulu turned in rainbow colors

 

and he started smelling sweet like candy.

 

He then peed out a Changeling who

 

transformed into a perfect replica of Sulu.

 

Real Sulu and Fake Sulu started kissing

 

passionately and rubbing one another's hair, making

 

static electricity on the bridge. Spock commented

 

on the historic nature of this and

 

then canon-violating Redshirt Chekov walked in,