Seven Words in TNG

O'Brien thought about it for a few

 

astroseconds, which are like Earth seconds but

 

more futuristic-sounding and thus

 

"kewl".

"There's nothing this Irishman can't handle

 

, especially after two pints of the best

 

Guinness this side of Antares!"

Data nodded

 

approvingly, then reached into a sack to

 

pull out a tutu and ballet slippers

 

which he then put on before dancing

 

about.

"Commander, this isn't quite what I

 

had in mind...can you please stop

 

prancing about like that?"

Data seemed to

 

be taken aback. "My memory banks show

 

that you enjoy such spectacles of dancing

 

whenever you're loaded. Perhaps you should take

 

three shots of vodka with a chaser

 

and you'll enjoy it more."

O'Brien shook

 

his head and recommended otherwise. "

 

Downing a whole case of Jim Beam

 

right before cutting a rug isn't the