The *NEW* Enterprise Five-Word Thingy!

Archer's first contact with them

 

involved a slew of insults

 

directed at the Captain's ancestors.

 

He caught on quickly and

 

started spitting venom like you've

 

never seen a Captain spew.

 

The Tellarites were so stunned

 

and proud all at once.

 

Few other species could rival

 

the speed Tellarites could hurl

 

profanities and insults at others.

 

"Human, you have earned the

 

deep respect of our people

 

. My government will learn of

 

this and extend formal diplomatic

 

relations immediately. Now, go fetch

 

me a plate of your

 

colourful food and an ale.

 

Earth cuisine seems so interesting

 

, especially if you were only