The *NEW* Enterprise Five-Word Thingy!

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Captains of their ships. The

 

last thing anyone wanted was

 

a vessel full of bored

 

Tellarites. There was a story

 

circulating in Starfleet that a

 

Tellarite ship was visiting a

 

human cargo freighter when the

 

Tellarites suddenly became bored. They

 

opened some of the freighter's

 

cargo boxes they purchased. Inside,

 

they found a wide variety

 

of party games that humans

 

loved to play to relax.

 

"Aha! Human treasures," said the

 

lead Tellarite exchange officer, who

 

thought he would indoctrinate his

 

own people with some of

 

Earth's finest customs.

"Now these

 

boxes of human food labeled