Seven Words in TNG

" Worf was utterly confused by Barclay's rambling

 

. He noticed O'Brien gorging on Reese's Pieces

 

it was Tuesday, and on the Enterprise,

 

Tuesday meant that all transporter chiefs ate

 

absolutely ridiculous combinations of foods

 

for hours on end. They gorged themselves

 

silly in the hopes of beating the

 

Starfleet record for most non-nutritious crap

 

eaten while on duty. Data wished that

 

he were able to enjoy food so

 

much, but unfortunately he had to settle

 

for a flavorless liquid nutrient that nourished

 

didn't do anything for him on a

 

he always WANTED it to. His lack

 

satisfaction rivalled Mick Jagger's, but without the

 

tight bulges, skin-close leather jeans and