Seven Words in TNG

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It appeared that interest in Enterprise-D was

 

waning, so another "Captain Picard Day" was

 

called for. Everybody attended, with the exception

 

of Mott. He was upset that he

 

didn't get a chance to cut Picard's

 

pubic hair. The last time he'd tried,

 

he failed miserably. The line-up at the

 

brig to identify Picard's stalker was not

 

producing the results that Worf hoped for.

 

"Look AGAIN," ordered Worf, to the dismay

 

of Beverly, who thought she had gotten

 

clear away from being identified. her obsession

 

with peanut brittle was not the most

 

well kept secret on Enterprise. Crewmembers had

 

found her stashes of the stuff in

 

the phaser lockers, dilithium crystal chambers, and

 

Jefferies tubes all over the ship, especially

 

hard to hide since peanut brittle is

 

, well, so damned good.

"Get the tricorder

 

and we'll do a full sweep for