Facts about Harry Kim

Harry Kim once had sex with a dead girl, fell in love with a Borg drone, a terrorist and a wrong twin (cuz she was smarter, prettier and had bigger boobs )

Harry Kim has been an Ensign for so long, that he started thinking it was his given name.

Harry Kim once broke the Academy pie eating record at the ACTMPPEC ("Annual Charles Tucker Memorial Pecan Pie Eating Contest"). Geordi LaForge (the former holder) held a grudge for years, and kicked the shit out of him at Voyager's welcome home party.

Harry Kim is considered to be so lame, that this thread will probably sink to page 4 for by Wednesday.

 

Harry Kim was the Vice President of the Academy Speed walking Club.

 

Harry Kim's hero growing up was Travis Mayweather. He failed to live up to even his example.

 

Harry Kim enjoys using matching His and Her pattern enhancers.

 

Harry's grandfather was an evil space pirate.

 

Harry Kim doesn't actually have a job on the bridge. Janeway is his caretaker (hence the name of the pilot episode), so she takes on the bridge only to look after him while he plays Minesweeper all day. His high score is 4.

 

Harry came up with the best crew nickname ever: Turkey Platter. Unfortunately, since it was Harry, no one ever used it again.

 

Harry was only crewman to read Borg.


Harry was an expert in shuttle design.

Harry understood slimstream drive better than Be'Lanna

Harry was a "da man" with "da ladies".

Harry had some sweet fighting skills in "Deadlock".

 

Harry infuriated Garrett Wang by turning down Seven's offer.

 

Harry Kim once got the shit kicked out of him by Babylon 5's Leyta Alexander (really - in "Favourite Son")

 

Harry Kim once got the shit kicked out of him by Terminator III's Terminatrix (really - in "Favourite Son")

 

No. Fucking. Way.

(*Googles*)

How did I spot Leyta but miss the T-X?!?

 

Years after Voyager finally returned home, Harry Kim actually made something of himself, becoming captain of the USS Rhode Island. He'd finally made his family and friends proud.

...then Admiral Janeway went back in time, changing history, and took it all away!

 

...and again by a Pussycat Doll in "Drive".

Harry is also proof that hair gel is still in production in the 24 century.

 

Garrett Wang watches his Voyager DVD collection several times each year... because Harry Kim keeps asking him to.

 

Harry Kim is so uncool that he'll be lucky if this thread gets even 1/4 the responses of the "Facts about Travis Mayweather" thread.

 

Harry Kim is so lame, even though he came first in Trek history, he didn't really. Somebody beat him to it (it some lame, retconned way).

 

He's not to be confused with "Hairy" Kim, a girl I knew in high school.

 

Harry Kim once dated "Hairy" Kim. It didn't end well.

 

Hairy was offended by his request to trim the hair from a certain "region", and so she shackled Harry to a bed and proceeded to perform laser hair removal on him... everywhere below his neck. It took 2 long, painful days.