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One Million Quatloos, said Dr. Evil who was

 

sitting off to the side with his

 

Number Two, looking like a young Riker

 

but wearing an eye patch. He stuck

 

his finger in his nose, unable to

 

resist digging around and pulled out a

 

pair of panties having belonged to Janeway

 

when she was at Starfleet Academy. They

 

had ended there after a stupid bet

 

that Janeway lost that involved parrisses squares

 

in the nude with two Nausicaan visitors

 

. After several rounds of Romulan ale and

 

Mello Yello Jello shots, the Nausicaans thought

 

that Janeway was just the right woman

 

for their "Humans are naked buffoons" propaganda

 

film that they were going to transmit

 

in the Klingon Empire as a ploy

 

to lure them into combat. Nausicaans believed