Seven Words in TNG

"This is just like Riker's womb," he

 

said, as he read a Hustler magazine.

 

"Captain, our chief engineer is constantly missing

 

the point of your jokes. I suggest

 

he take a remedial humor seminar. "What

 

would Lt. Leyland T. Lynch do?" wondered

 

Troi.

--
Meanwhile, in on the brige, a duck

 

tried to sell insurance to Picard but

 

he would have none of it. The

 

duck offered a free quantum toaster if

 

Picard would just listen to his pitch.

 

"Sorry, Duck. Toasters are a Battlestar thing"

 

"I also offer anomaly insurance," Mr. Mallard

 

said.

Hearing this, Ensign Sonya Gomez fell out

 

of her uniform, revealing her third breast

 

'My apologies Captain,' she said, I have...

 

three new boyfriends, and they keep my

 

laundry in their quarters - they keep shrinking."

 

"How awful," Picard said. "Perhaps an apple

 

-bottomed lass like yourself should consider dating