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"We'd better alert security. Have

 

Malcolm and two MACOs stand

 

by with some ju jubes

 

in case things get ugly."

 

T'Pol didn't understand why the

 

existence of human candy would

 

cause such a commotion. On

 

Vulcan there weren't many kinds

 

of candy. Sugar wasn't available

 

and the Vulcan equivalent was

 

in no way similar to

 

what grew on Earth, so

 

instead of sweet treats, they

 

grew up eating what was

 

the closest thing they could

 

find that was tart: the

 

root of the plomeek plant.

 

Prepared correctly, plomeek root was

 

a pale substitute for suger

 

but traditional Vulcan foods were