Seven Words in TNG

absurdly comical speeds, with the Planet Express

 

ship trailing right behind her. Captain Picard

 

muttered, "No."

"Yes!! It's me. The most

 

absurdly comical comic book character captain, capturing

 

women's hearts throughout the galaxy. Hellooooo, Deanna!"

 

Deanna, at that time, was bleaching her

 

eyelids. She sensed him before she actually

 

saw him, which was a good thing

 

he was such a two-dimensional character.

 

"I could sense you coming before you

 

zipped up your assless chaps you twat.

 

Picard wasn't particularly happy to hear her

 

slip back into her natural cockney accent

 

without first putting on her satin bloomers.

 

"Deanna, have you ever considered the possibility

 

that Captain Brannigan just wants to break

 

your neck. You did turn him down

 

more times than the infinite

 

Hypnotoad."

"All hail the Hypnotoad!"

"All glory

 

to the Hypnotoad!"

"Captain," Deanna pleaded, "Brannigan's