VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

naming committee was drunk. Meanwhile,

 

the transporter mishap called Janekotay

 

^lol!


lurched forward, searching for coffee

 

from its spirit guide, Larry.

 

"Janekotay," Larry said, "I think

 

it's time to clean house!"

 

"No, not metaphorically. Here, take

 

this sponge, and go forth,

 

become fruitful, and multiply. Er, clean."

 

As Janekotay mopped engineering, Harry

 

decided to grow a mustache.

 

The mustache became sentient and

 

attempted to takeover Voyager. Seven

 

wouldn't have any of it.

 

"Facial hair is irrelevant," she

 

said, "although a nicely trimmed

 

beard can accentuate one's nanoprobes."

 

Will Riker arrived with flowers

 

from the Alpha Quadrant FTD.

 

"What's a cyborg beauty doing