nuTrek 7-word game!

cantankerous Admiral like Pike.

Yes, Pike's secret

 

was that he got turned on by

 

fish. Goldfish, to be precise. They were

 

his greatest secret ever since his first

 

love, with one of the Fish Ladies of

 

Antedea. Antedean women were legendary for their

 

11 sex organs . No non-Antedan quite knew

 

how to handle them in bed but

 

they were nonetheless the most alluring and

 

fascinating sex organs ever encountered by humans.

 

"Shlir" was the correct form of address

 

when having a sexual encounter with an

 

11-sexed creature. Pike had "Shlir" tattooed

 

on the side of Enterprise hoping that

 

he could attract 11-sexed space beasties.

"Aha!

 

I've discovered how to please Antedean women

 

- the key is to rotate both appendages

 

counterclockwise while you kick them in the

 

lower nose. That way, they wont accidentally

 

inject you with their venom when you